powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

(via sarkhan-volkswagen)

femtg:

FEMtg’s admin Puckulence is doing an art giveaway!
The blog recently reached 700 followers (729 actually!) and it’s time to do a giveaway!
The winner will receive a sketch of your favorite MTG lady, by yours truly! I know that’s a pretty modest prize, but I’m saving the card giveaway for future, fancier giveaways!
You can request any lady from MTG that’s depicted on a card (I need a reference). It’ll be done in a sketchy style with color and shading (in black and white!) Kind of like this: 

Now, the rules. 
R U L E S: 
Followers only for the win! I’m giving this away to my followers because… well, I love you guys.
Likes and reblogs both count!
You can reblog this as many times as you’d like and it’ll all count. Just try to tag it so you don’t spam people if you choose to do that. 
I’ll pick a winner on Tuesday, October 21st: that’s a week from now! 
Have fun and I’ll announce a winner next week! If that winner doesn’t get back to me within 48 hours, I’ll pick another one. 
~Puck

femtg:

FEMtg’s admin Puckulence is doing an art giveaway!

The blog recently reached 700 followers (729 actually!) and it’s time to do a giveaway!

The winner will receive a sketch of your favorite MTG lady, by yours truly! I know that’s a pretty modest prize, but I’m saving the card giveaway for future, fancier giveaways!

You can request any lady from MTG that’s depicted on a card (I need a reference). It’ll be done in a sketchy style with color and shading (in black and white!) Kind of like this: 

Now, the rules. 

R U L E S: 

  • Followers only for the win! I’m giving this away to my followers because… well, I love you guys.
  • Likes and reblogs both count!
  • You can reblog this as many times as you’d like and it’ll all count. Just try to tag it so you don’t spam people if you choose to do that. 
  • I’ll pick a winner on Tuesday, October 21st: that’s a week from now! 

Have fun and I’ll announce a winner next week! If that winner doesn’t get back to me within 48 hours, I’ll pick another one. 

~Puck

(via femtg)

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via robinade)

Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

(via spookychan)

It’s just basic Fuckonomics

(via exsequar)

(via closer-to-nowhere)

snarliekelly:

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.

(via ianoshea)

femtg:

sammaggs:

If you’re going to be at NYCC, here’s where you can find me over the course of the weekend! 
TL;DR:
Thursday, 8pm: Doctor Who Trivia and Costume Contest, at the Waystation
Saturday, 11am: Poster signing at Quirk Books booth #2236
Saturday, 3pm: Poster signing at Geek Girl HQ, room 1E02
Sunday, 3pm: Moderating The Mary Sue Presents: All on the Table, room 1A21
Grab your very own copy of the Geek Girl’s Litany for Feminism - or enter to win a copy here!


Reblogging for that awesome image!

femtg:

sammaggs:

If you’re going to be at NYCC, here’s where you can find me over the course of the weekend

TL;DR:

  • Thursday, 8pm: Doctor Who Trivia and Costume Contest, at the Waystation
  • Saturday, 11am: Poster signing at Quirk Books booth #2236
  • Saturday, 3pm: Poster signing at Geek Girl HQ, room 1E02
  • Sunday, 3pm: Moderating The Mary Sue Presents: All on the Table, room 1A21

Grab your very own copy of the Geek Girl’s Litany for Feminism - or enter to win a copy here!

Reblogging for that awesome image!

thorinobsessed:


tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

let’s weed out the weak ones

thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

let’s weed out the weak ones

(via targarysaurusrex)

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."

I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 

Huh.

(via pordapod)

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

(via pordapod)

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

(via spoopy-bitch-in-a-crown)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via spoopy-bitch-in-a-crown)